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The Estate
head gardener
Australia
3676 Posts |
 Posted - 02/03/2009 : 15:00:15
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A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming,
'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'
The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?'
But the blonde keeps on screaming,'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'
Finally, the manager comes over and says, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!'
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)
'W I N A B A G E L'
My basic weeding rule: if they grow in rows they're flowers;
if they don't they're weeds.
Melbourne
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tessa
head gardener
Australia
3682 Posts |
 Posted - 02/03/2009 : 17:55:05
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okay...
so another blond joke...but you gotta guess at the answer.
why did the blond woman have bruises all around her navel?
cranky people live longer. i'm going to live forever! perth, wa |
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pitta
head gardener
Australia
1209 Posts |
Posted - 02/03/2009 : 18:04:30
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PRICELESS
If you want to live and thrive, let the spider run alive.
Gwen
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Gail
garden sage
Australia
7707 Posts |
Posted - 02/03/2009 : 18:32:34
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Good one Cheryl  another one to tell my 25 yr old blonde daughter  I don't think I will mention yours though Tessa 
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to use it in a fruit salad.
A ounce of common sense is worth more than a ton of intelligence.
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The Estate
head gardener
Australia
3676 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2009 : 06:32:16
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 I give up Tessa
My basic weeding rule: if they grow in rows they're flowers;
if they don't they're weeds.
Melbourne |
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tessa
head gardener
Australia
3682 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2009 : 07:40:08
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cuz blond men are dumb too.
ba-da-bing!
cranky people live longer. i'm going to live forever! perth, wa |
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The Estate
head gardener
Australia
3676 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2009 : 07:58:35
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My basic weeding rule: if they grow in rows they're flowers;
if they don't they're weeds.
Melbourne |
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Mary-Anne
garden sage
Australia
10809 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2009 : 12:22:32
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Actually I though it was a very sick joke.
She will have to learn to spell wont she
Friends are the flowers in the garden of life
Love Your Enemies... It Will Drive Them Nuts |
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The Estate
head gardener
Australia
3676 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2009 : 12:35:27
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She needs spell checker on her pooter 
My basic weeding rule: if they grow in rows they're flowers;
if they don't they're weeds.
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Mary-Anne
garden sage
Australia
10809 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2009 : 13:51:41
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I honestly dont think she has enough brains to know how to use a computer..
Friends are the flowers in the garden of life
Love Your Enemies... It Will Drive Them Nuts |
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The Estate
head gardener
Australia
3676 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2009 : 15:00:00
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Your probably right there, using liquid paper on her monitor for her spelling mistakes 
My basic weeding rule: if they grow in rows they're flowers;
if they don't they're weeds.
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Mary-Anne
garden sage
Australia
10809 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2009 : 19:48:42
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 Would she know what a monitor was..
Friends are the flowers in the garden of life
Love Your Enemies... It Will Drive Them Nuts |
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The Estate
head gardener
Australia
3676 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2009 : 06:17:46
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prob. not, prob. thinks it is a lizard LOL
My basic weeding rule: if they grow in rows they're flowers;
if they don't they're weeds.
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tessa
head gardener
Australia
3682 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2009 : 07:45:40
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ha ha ha ha cheryl!!!!
your piccy was removed for tastelessness.
ha ha ha ha ha.
oh.
hmm.
what does that say about us over here?
cranky people live longer. i'm going to live forever! perth, wa |
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The Estate
head gardener
Australia
3676 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2009 : 07:56:04
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can they do that
darn yankies 
My basic weeding rule: if they grow in rows they're flowers;
if they don't they're weeds.
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Mary-Anne
garden sage
Australia
10809 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2009 : 09:50:28
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Probably did not like the way she was moving her boobs all the time
Friends are the flowers in the garden of life
Love Your Enemies... It Will Drive Them Nuts |
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Another Blonde Joke