| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| The Estate |
Posted - 02/03/2009 : 15:00:15
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming,
'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'
The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?'
But the blonde keeps on screaming,'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'
Finally, the manager comes over and says, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!'
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)
'W I N A B A G E L'
My basic weeding rule: if they grow in rows they're flowers;
if they don't they're weeds.
Melbourne |
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| Mary-Anne |
Posted - 14/03/2009 : 11:03:24
Good one Cheryl..
Friends are the flowers in the garden of life
Love Your Enemies... It Will Drive Them Nuts |
| pitta |
Posted - 13/03/2009 : 10:44:06
Beauty Cheryl.------
If you want to live and thrive, let the spider run alive.
Gwen
Cooktown |
| Gail |
Posted - 13/03/2009 : 09:54:04
Both good ones, I like them  
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to use it in a fruit salad.
A ounce of common sense is worth more than a ton of intelligence.
Gail, near Gympie, Qld |
| The Estate |
Posted - 13/03/2009 : 09:42:00
Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Gippsland. With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ”I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general…and all in the name of humor!” The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ”You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”
My basic weeding rule: if they grow in rows they're flowers;
if they don't they're weeds.
Melbourne |
| tessa |
Posted - 13/03/2009 : 08:44:08
LOL!!!!
like that one.
cranky people live longer. i'm going to live forever! perth, wa |
| The Estate |
Posted - 12/03/2009 : 17:07:11
 love it Gwen
My basic weeding rule: if they grow in rows they're flowers;
if they don't they're weeds.
Melbourne |
| pitta |
Posted - 12/03/2009 : 16:35:55
A blonde goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says: Doc it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts! Doc what's wrong? The doctor answers: Your finger is broken!
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If you want to live and thrive, let the spider run alive.
Gwen
Cooktown |
| The Estate |
Posted - 05/03/2009 : 18:51:29
of course
My basic weeding rule: if they grow in rows they're flowers;
if they don't they're weeds.
Melbourne |
| tessa |
Posted - 05/03/2009 : 18:27:26
so long as you're talking about cats
cranky people live longer. i'm going to live forever! perth, wa |
| The Estate |
Posted - 05/03/2009 : 06:07:18
yeps  I sure we can all respect others and p-u-s-s-y is not a bad word 
My basic weeding rule: if they grow in rows they're flowers;
if they don't they're weeds.
Melbourne |
| Mary-Anne |
Posted - 04/03/2009 : 19:44:03
You did not put a - between each letter as you still have this ****
I mean this *-*-*-* 
Friends are the flowers in the garden of life
Love Your Enemies... It Will Drive Them Nuts |
| tessa |
Posted - 04/03/2009 : 19:31:25
LOL.
um.
i think i can remove the bad word filter.
want me to?
cranky people live longer. i'm going to live forever! perth, wa |
| The Estate |
Posted - 04/03/2009 : 19:12:08
what's new *****-puddy tat 
DAMM still dont work  woosypoosy tat
Ah a poosy cat
My basic weeding rule: if they grow in rows they're flowers;
if they don't they're weeds.
Melbourne |
| Mary-Anne |
Posted - 04/03/2009 : 19:09:23
 Why dont you put a - between each letter
If you dont want to get **** all the time 
Friends are the flowers in the garden of life
Love Your Enemies... It Will Drive Them Nuts |
| The Estate |
Posted - 04/03/2009 : 18:05:28
 Richard I know one was the 'P' ***** word what was the other one before sake
My basic weeding rule: if they grow in rows they're flowers;
if they don't they're weeds.
Melbourne |
